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How to Vote for an Idiot + FREE Workbook (FREE SHIPPING)Get the deluxe Hardcover edition while supplies last. Now just $34. 99 includes: How to Vote for an Idiot (Hardcover) FREE Companion Workbook (Paperback, $15. 99 Value) FREE Shipping (U. S. Only) How to Vote for an Idiot is the love child of the unholy alliance between business satire and political satire. The unholy alliance in focus here is government conscripting unelected corporations including media, pharmaceutical, and military contractors, to

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How to Vote for an Idiot is the love child of the unholy alliance between business satire and political satire. The unholy alliance in focus here is government conscripting unelected corporations including media, pharmaceutical, and military contractors, to work in concert with unelected bureaucrats to do their dirty work for them so elected government officials can leave no fingerprints and claim their hands are clean. Pontius Pilate anyone?

This book is an expose of how members of the political class are anything but idiots. They are clever, calculating, and seem to always outsmart us voters every time they cover their own backsides as they kick us in ours. Why do voters on the right and the left always walk out of the polling place with a "Kick Me" sign pinned to the seat of our pants?

We now live in a season of unholy alliances. The question is what do you believe to be holy? Who do you believe to be holy? In short, what and who can you believe? Guiding principle number one: Who you are is how you vote. Guiding Principle number two: What you choose to believe is who you are. Guiding principle number three: Who you are and what and who you choose to believe can change depending on your level of self, national, global, and Godly awareness. That's the hope for America. We can learn and get better at self-governance, which we have for too long abdicated to the self-interests of government and the political class. The good Lord created this planet we live on, we mucked it up, and the Almighty wants us to clean our room, which doesn't mean shoving everything evil into a closet.

Let's unite as one nation under God, roll up our sleeves, and get to work voters!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

JOHN HOOVER holds an undergraduate degree in Communications, two master's degrees, one in Marriage and Family Therapy and the other in Human and Organization Development, and a PhD in Human and Organizational Systems. When he is not writing and producing Christian media, he has been found teaching undergraduate and graduate courses and/or delivering guest lectures in universities and graduate schools including Amherst, Aquinas College, Cal State Fullerton, College of the Desert, Columbia University, Fielding Graduate University, Middle Tennessee State University, NYU, University of the Virgin Islands, Vanderbilt, and Yale; coaching top-of-the-house organizational executives as an International Coach Federation Master Certified Coach, chairing church committees, providing pro-bono Christian mentoring for men emerging from drug and alcohol addiction, and defending God's sanctity of life from conception to natural death.

You may also contact John at Leadership Speakers Bureau to schedule him for speaking or leadership engagements.  

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Great value for the price
Style: White, Size: 24" Jumbo
I have gotten smaller versions of this Lamb chop, my dog has loved them all the same but this one is great. It's big enough for him to carry around and it lasts a lot longer since he likes to tear them up fast.
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This version is ok, but NOT for my boy-The 24in Jumbo version is the perfect toy for Kota-Ghost.
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Adorable & nice but... I hate writing adverse reviews but I had to for this one. It lasted exactly 1 minute. 30 seconds of that was Ghost pulling the rest of the stuffing out to completely gut this Lambie. I know what happened-The material on the chest and the little red buttons were the issue. Cute as it may be, that material is terrible. My Great Pyrenees/AmStaff/Golden Retriever Mix boy, Kota-Ghost, very rarely tears his stuffy squeaky toys up. He is only 7 months old and has only shown interest in tearing something up if it was already broken(had an existing rip or tear)This is only the 2nd or 3 toy he has torn up in his whole life(and he literally has at least 30 stuffy toys(some left by my sweet Bella--she passed away in March but most are brand new because when I saw he wasn't a Destructo-Dog, I went a bit overboard buyin him stuffies-So much that my Hubs was not happy with me but he was secretly glad I did it😈.) See my review for the Jumbo Lambchop toy-That toy was and IS quite possibly the best stuffed squeaky toy available for bigger dogs. Only the MultiPet brand Jumbo tho-There are other brands that arent great. You can tell by the materials used on the face of the real Jumbo 24 inch ones from MultiPet. The Jumbo was a much better experience for us! I have also ordered the smaller one for him becuz he really wants the cat's lambie toy too. They have the 6 inch, not the "cat toy" version and they(and Ghost)love it. No one tears it up. I'll review it once his is delivered because while I know he doesnt rip the 6 inch one apart it is technically the cat's toy(not his) and we usually make him give it back to them pretty quickly. Ill review it when he gets his own & is allowed to do whatever he chooses. Hopefully he will treat it like Jumbo Lambie...Ok well, maybe not exactly that way cuz...Well, Lets just say he gets very, erhmm, frisky with his Jumbo Lambie. He doesnt like when we wash her but we do. Unfortunately he tries to take her outside in the dirt and/or in the pool with him. I will mention that more in my review for Jumbo Lambie. As for this standing up version-It MIGHT be fine for your dog or cat but it definitely was not durable for my Ghostie. It is a good size for a smaller/medium sized dog but definitely not good for puppies & especially those that still have their deciduous(milk/needle)teeth and not for even light to moderate chewers due to the material on the chest. That's what made Ghost tear his up. He nicked it with his teeth, a hole formed and that was apparently his cue to rip the squeaker out & tear the poor toy to shreds-He did have fun doing it tho. Haha. For some dogs this toy might be great fun. It is definitely a great brand and the jumbo version is Ghost's fave toy of all time. Pricing on all of MultiPet's dog toys are amazing and I hope they stay that way! We keep several of the Jumbo Lambies here in case one "goes swimming" so we can wash it and he has one to carry/cuddle or in case one gets temporarily left behind somewhere cuz he wants to take it everywhere he goes. We let him bring her along except for on walks
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Very cute, good quality
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Our Two year-old Great Pyrenees rescue loves her Lambchop. She’s fairly gentle with it, but it did accidentally rip so we had replace it since she loves it so much. No fault of the product. The product is very well made, She just got a little rough with it.
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Excellent for chewers who like to extract squeekers. It has many.
Style: Lambchop, Size: 10"
This was my dog Clarks favorite toy. When he passed away last year, I saved his played with lamb chop and it sits near his ashes. My current dog Walter loves lamb chop too. I appreciate the squeekers in the all the mitts. It really adds so much to this toy. Great design. Durability will always be an issue with soft fluffy squeeky toys. I buy this knowing that half the fun for my dog is trying to extract all the squeekers.
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Soft, strong, beautiful toy! My pup's favorite!!
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My pups favorite toy is Lambchop!! They're soft, odor-free, and pretty chew-resistant, considering the work out, it goes through! I stay vigilant in keeping them in stock, for her playing pleasure. She enjoys doing her zoomies, squeaking as she goes. Stops, tossing it in the air, to catch it, them off zooming again! Thank You for the care taken in making this adorable toy, for hours of fun for my pup! Please keep them in stock. They're well worth every penny!!
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