INCLUSION DICE SET: JELLYFISH!

INCLUSION DICE SET: JELLYFISH!Yep. It's a full 7 piece set of polyhedral dice with jellyfish and glitter inside! These are not liquid, so there's no danger of them busting open on your game table, spilling glitter and jellyfish guts on your table. Also, I crack up reading the descriptions the distributor sends me when it has obviously been run through Google translate, since the originating country isn't the USA. Here's the description I was sent (copy paste with my comments

Yep.  It's a full 7-piece set of polyhedral dice... with jellyfish and glitter inside!  These are not liquid, so there's no danger of them busting open on your game table, spilling glitter and jellyfish guts on your table. 

Also, I crack up reading the descriptions the distributor sends me when it has obviously been run through Google translate, since the originating country isn't the USA.  Here's the description I was sent (copy/paste with my comments added):

• "Our Jellyfish resin dice set is mesmerizing fusion of artistry and magic that transport you to world of wonder with every roll."  (Umm... 'artistry and magic?')
• "The Depths of the Ocean in Every Roll."   (I'll give them that, they are the color of a beautiful Caribbean bay. I totally should have written a better description.)
• "Immerse yourself in tranquil beauty of ocean with our Jellyfish Dice Set."  (Sure.  If by 'tranquility' you mean, 'just look at them, don't make any violent attack rolls or saving throws with our dice.')
• "Each die is handcrafted from high-quality resin, capturing essence of the deep blue sea."  (Hand-crafted? How the hell did you put those tiny jellyfish in?  Tweezers?  I call B.S.)
• "The mix of rich blues within dice create captivating swirling effect that mimic ever-changing hues of the ocean's depths." (That's stretching it a bit, the colors don't actively 'swirl' and this isn't a freakin' Monet painting) 
• "Glisten Like the Ocean Under the Sun."  (No, they don't) 
• "What sets these dice apart is the enchanting sparkle of mica glitter that dances beneath the surface."  (Ummm, no, there is no 'dancing glitter')
• "As you roll the dice, watch as they come to life, reflecting the shimmering sun on the water's surface" (Jeez, they don't 'come to life')

STILL- this is a GREAT looking set of dice, and the jellyfish are COOL.